Chapter 5 - Apples & Pears - Stairs

I thought about setting up an apple juice business but I worked out it wouldn’t produce a big enough turnover.

All I know is that one is a healthy drink that does you good and the other is a lethal way of getting off your trolly at a music festival and falling over into a pool of mud. That being the case how odd it is that more and more festival goers are turning to vegetarianism to remain fit and healthy while wallowing like hippos as music perforates their eardrums.

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