Chapter 47 - Wet & Wild - Child

Still no sign of a blue plaque where I was born. Sometimes I wonder why I bothered to pop out

Having a child is a painful experience, physically so for the mum and mentally for the dad who patrols up and down outside the hospital smoking copious numbers of cigarettes whilst checking the football scores on their mobile phones. So the difference between a husband and childbirth is one is really struggling and being unbearable whilst the other is a wife having a baby.

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